DIANE'S CELEBRITY DIRT - THURSDAY, FEB. 15

*Beyonce is the cover girl for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. She's the first non-model to grace the cover

*Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's ex, will reportedly put on her dancing shoes for the new season of Dancing With the Stars, which debuts on ABC March 19. Jerry Springer will announce the new cast on February 21.

*Michael Jackson may make a surprise appearance on this season of American Idol

*Denny is coming back to Grey's Anatomy! I hear that he won't be a ghost--he will appear in a flashback scene

*Men are lining up to claim they are the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, but they could be mistaken if they think paternity will automatically mean a pot of gold. Lawyers say any money could be in a trust for baby Dannielynn. Meanwhile, Anna Nicole's former nanny claims that Anna purposely underfed Danielynn to keep her "sexy." This woman was fired so I don't know if I buy that--the baby looks pretty healthy to me. Also, Anna allegedly received prescriptions for Methadone and Demerol while she was pregnant.

*No bag for Britney! Designer Lydia Hearst rejected Britney Spears' pleas for a limited edition handbag, saying "I'm only giving the bag to accomplished young women who are doing something positive to affect the world around them." (oohhh, that hurts!) So who got one? Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker and Anne Hathaway.

*Listen for Diane's Celebrity Dirt weekday mornings on the Mike & Diane Morning Show on 95.1 WAYV at 6:30, 7:30 & 8:30