DIANE'S CELEBRITY DIRT- FRIDAY, APRIL 20

*I guess Alec Baldwin won't be getting a Father's Day card this year. Alec left a scathing voicemail message for his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland in which he called her a "thoughtless little pig" and bashed her mother. I understand Alec is going through a nasty custody battle with his ex, Kim Basinger but don't take it out on a little girl who is caught in the middle!

*Guess who had a baby with her stepbrother? Anna Nicole Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur! The son was born before Anna Nicole. Ewwww! That's like Greg hooking up with Marcia on the Brady Bunch! A custody hearing for Anna's 7-month-old daughter Dannielynn is scheduled for today in the Bahamas. I hope Larry Birkhead finally gets sole custody.

*Oprah asked Simon Cowell if he would have quit American Idol if Sanjaya ended up in the bottom 3. He said he would have quit, but then added that producers probably wouldn't have let him out of his contract. What will Sanjaya's next move be? He said he wants to do some acting and modeling and star in a Broadway show (Sanjaya: The Musical???)

*New movies opening in theaters today: Vacancy, Fracture and In The Land of Women

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